faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

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acidics:

Beyonce wasn’t even nominated for a Grammy yet there she is, shitting on everyone who WAS nominated

(via rawrism)

@15 hours ago with 27114 notes

direhuman:

proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

im so glad

(Source: kittymanada, via universal-prestige)

@1 day ago with 38877 notes

opaul:

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

this is why wizards are fucking useless,

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@5 hours ago with 23347 notes

awildellethappears:

contemporaryelfinchild:

allonsymiddleearth:

Lord of the Rings is so complicated because we don’t just have canon vs not canon we have

  • was-in-the-trilogy book canon
  • contradicting from a different book canon
  • movie-verse canon
  • Tolkien mentioned it in a letter once canon
  • Christopher Tolkien speculated canon
  • fanon
  • wikipedia accepts it as canon even though it’s not 100% sure canon

like how are you even supposed to keep track of all that

Don’t forget

  • Tolkien changed his mind but you’re not sure which version you like better canon
  • Early ‘mythology for England’ canon
  • Tolkien implied it in a letter once canon
  • Fan movie canon
  • Tolkien never actually made up his mind so choose a headcanon

Also worth noting: 

  • Christopher Tolkien changed his mind canon
  • Omissions even from the HoMe that are only found in obscure linguistic journals or tertiary literature canon
  • Changing language concepts canon
  • Minor works canon

(via romolas)

@12 hours ago with 5773 notes

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

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@19 hours ago with 172867 notes

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

image

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@1 day ago with 357237 notes
thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the heck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the heck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

(via consulting--dancer)

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